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[reprehensible]

Do the thing

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[dadjoke]

Hey. I brought my ass into the program. They didn't give it to me.

This is homegrown.

My ma has the same ass.

...

She keeps asking why you don't call her more.

I tell her you're busy, but you know ma.

[reprehensible]

And nothing kills the mood faster than you talking about your ma.

So much for that...

[dadjoke]

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Come on now.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Just call her more.

I love you.

[reprehensible]

Time and place, babe.

We were talking about your ass, and you bring up your mother.

[dadjoke]

Sorry, what were we talking about?

I get distracted when you call me babe.

I'm blonde like that.

Right. We were talking about my ass, and how lonely I am without you.

;)

[reprehensible]

Hell of a recovery.

I think I might take more convincing, though.

[dadjoke]

You're a tough crowd Gabriel Reyes.

[How's this for pleading his case?]

I know it's not much, but what else does a simple boy from Indiana have to offer?

Maybe you could give me a few ideas.

[reprehensible]

Hey, I'm pretty easy to please. That's definitely doing the trick.

Better send another just to be sure.

[dadjoke]

[Jack sends another one, and this time it's a frontal shot. Hand down the front of his barely there boxers, so Gabe gets an eyeful of golden blonde treasure-trail and a hint of dick.

Keeping it classy.]

It's too bad you're not here.

This is a really bouncy mattress.

And there's champagne in the fridge.

The expensive stuff.

Nice to know where the taxpayer dollars are really going.