Open Post / Overflow

[reprehensible]

Do the thing

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[dadjoke]

Sorry, what were we talking about?

I get distracted when you call me babe.

I'm blonde like that.

Right. We were talking about my ass, and how lonely I am without you.

;)

[reprehensible]

Hell of a recovery.

I think I might take more convincing, though.

[dadjoke]

You're a tough crowd Gabriel Reyes.

[How's this for pleading his case?]

I know it's not much, but what else does a simple boy from Indiana have to offer?

Maybe you could give me a few ideas.

[reprehensible]

Hey, I'm pretty easy to please. That's definitely doing the trick.

Better send another just to be sure.

[dadjoke]

[Jack sends another one, and this time it's a frontal shot. Hand down the front of his barely there boxers, so Gabe gets an eyeful of golden blonde treasure-trail and a hint of dick.

Keeping it classy.]

It's too bad you're not here.

This is a really bouncy mattress.

And there's champagne in the fridge.

The expensive stuff.

Nice to know where the taxpayer dollars are really going.